I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.
Joan RiversRead
Comedy is a very rough beat. It's no holds barred, as it should be.
Interpretation
Comedy challenges boundaries and often confronts tough topics without restraint.
This quote by Joan Rivers suggests that comedy is a challenging and unfiltered art form that tackles difficult subjects without restrictions. It highlights the inherent nature of comedy to push limits and provoke thought, implying that such daringness is essential for comedic expression.
In practice
Using this quote in a comedy workshop to emphasize the importance of authenticity in humor.
I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.
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I walk on a stage, and I know if it's been a good show or not. You know when it's been a good interview. No one has to tell you. You know it. You feel it. You can feel the air. You can feel everything about it when it's a good show. And you know when you've messed up.
No louder shrieks to pitying heaven are cast, When husbands or lap-dogs breathe their last.
When I find someone I respect writing about an edgy, nervous wine that dithered in the glass, I cringe. When I hear someone I don't respect talking about an austere, unforgiving wine, I turn a bit austere and unforgiving myself. When I come across stuff like that and remember about the figs and bananas, I want to snigger uneasily. You can call a wine red, and dry, and strong, and pleasant. After that, watch out.
My second husband and I were going through a bitter divorce, and I didn't have the money for a fancy-pants attorney. I didn't know how to fight, so I'd lie awake at night and think of ways to kill him. But I knew I'd get caught, so I decided to put it in a book and get paid for it! I always think it's odd that a whole career came out of that homicidal impulse.
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
When I have one martini, I feel bigger, wiser, taller. When I have a second, I feel superlative. When I have more, there's no holding me.
When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.
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