Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.
Ogden NashRead
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.
Interpretation
This quote humorously illustrates the contrast between the excitement of acquiring debt and the unpleasantness of repaying it.
Ogden Nash's quote captures the ironic enjoyment one might feel when taking on new debts, such as through loans or credit for enjoyable experiences. However, the levity of acquiring these debts fades quickly when the time comes to repay them, turning what was once a source of joy into a burden, highlighting the complexities of financial responsibility.
In practice
During a financial literacy workshop, to highlight the paradox of debt.
Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.
I'm like a backward berry, Unripened on the vine, For all my friends are fifty, And I'm only forty-nine.
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.
Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Here's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, with the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends, than the foam at the top of the stein. Then here's to the heartening wassail, wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around.
There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.' Which is true, then as now. Just look around you in any public barroom and you will quickly see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it.
If I blow my nose, it gets written all over the world.
The exquisite code of politeness of the Woosters prevented me clipping her one on the ear-hole, but I would have given a shilling to be able to do it. There seemed to me something deliberately fat-headed in the way she persisted in missing the gist.
Smile, it increases you face value.
You can make fun with Saddam Hussein jokes ... but you can't make fun of, say, the concentration camps. I think my target was not so much evil, but benign stupidity people doing stupid things without realising or, instead, thinking they were doing good.
There are so many low points with stand-up. You are perpetually humiliated, so it doesn't really matter anymore. I don't have any dignity left to lose. An audience canβt hurt you anymore when youβve been completely dismantled.
Subscribe for the occasional hand-picked quote. No noise.