I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will RogersRead
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
Interpretation
A farmer must maintain hope and positivity to continue their challenging work.
This quote reflects the inherent optimism required in farming, where uncertainty and adversity are common. Without a hopeful outlook, the hardships and unpredictability of agricultural life would deter anyone from pursuing this vital profession, highlighting the importance of perseverance and hope in the face of challenges.
In practice
A motivational speech about resilience in agriculture.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'
I'm proof against that word failure. I've seen behind it. The only failure a man ought to fear is failure of cleaving to the purpose he sees to be best.
With reference to the younger generation..."If the experience of their exhausted, insomniac, dispirited elders makes them decide they'd prefer not to go straight from the classroom to the cubicle to the coffin, it doesn't mean they're lazy. It means they're sane."
To believe and to understand are not diverse things, but the same things in different periods of growth.
Any man who's not willing to take half a loaf in a negotiation, well, that man never went to bed hungry.
You may grow old and trembling in your anatomies, you may lie awake at night listening to the disorder of your veins, you may miss your only love, you may see the world about you devastated by evil lunatics, or know your honour trampled in the sewers of baser minds. There is only one thing for it then - to learn.
Prosperity is only an instrument to be used, not a deity to be worshipped.
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