Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

- Robert Bloch

We're all not quite as sane as we pretend to be.

- Robert Bloch

Henderson sighed. There was a time, he reflected, when the coming of this night meant something. A dark Europe, groaning in superstitious fear, dedic…

- Robert Bloch

Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.

- Robert Bloch

Horror is the removal of masks.

- Robert Bloch

I haven't had this much fun since the rats ate my baby sister

- Robert Bloch

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

- Robert Bloch

Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.

- Robert Bloch

So I had this problem -- work or starve. So I thought I'd combine the two and decided to become a writer.

- Robert Bloch