Shrines! Shrines! Surely you don't believe in the gods. What's your argument? Where's your proof?
AristophanesRead
When men drink, then they are rich and successful and win lawsuits and are happy and help their friends. Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.
Interpretation
This quote humorously suggests that drinking enhances one's perception of success and happiness.
Aristophanes uses satire to illustrate how intoxication can alter one's state of mind, making them feel wealthy, successful, and more socially adept. The quote suggests that alcohol may provide a temporary boost in confidence and cleverness, highlighting the irony of relying on substances to achieve such states.
In practice
A toast at a wedding that reflects on celebration and friendship.
Shrines! Shrines! Surely you don't believe in the gods. What's your argument? Where's your proof?
[Y]ou [man] are fool enough, it seems, to dare to war with [woman=] me, when for your faithful ally you might win me easily.
Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.
Open your mouth and shut your eyes and see what Zeus will send you.
These impossible women! How they do get around us! The poet was right: Can't live with them, or without them.
Children have a master to teach them, grown-ups have the poets.
And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!
A prig is a fellow who is always making you a present of his opinions.
I play the guitar. I taught myself how to play the guitar, which was a bad decision... because I didn't know how to play it, so I was a shitty teacher. I would never have went to me.
In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.
All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, Iβd be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover.
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