Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho MarxRead
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
Interpretation
This quote humorously suggests that a man's age is determined by his feelings, particularly in relation to a woman.
Groucho Marx's quote plays on the whimsical idea that age is not just a number, but rather influenced by emotions and relationships. It implies that love and attraction can make someone feel youthful, regardless of their chronological age, and highlights the often humorous and subjective nature of aging and relationships.
In practice
This quote can be used in a speech about how relationships can make us feel vibrant and alive, regardless of our actual age.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight.
Firefly: Where is your husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead. Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse. Mrs. Teasdale: I was with him to the very end. Firefly: Hmmph. No wonder he passed away. Mrs. Teasdale: I held him in my arms and kissed him. Firefly: Oh I see. Then, it was murder.
Chico: "Here's the book, it's a dollar" Groucho: "Here's a ten, and shoot the change." Chico: "I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books.
Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot. I implore you, send him back to his father and brothers, who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary. I suggest that we give him ten years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth.
Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!
I always just forced myself to do crazy things in public. In college I would push an overhead projector across campus with my pants just low enough to show my butt. Then my friend would incite the crowd to be like, 'Look at that idiot!' That's how I got over being shy.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse
My sense of humor has saved me more than a couple of times in my life.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.
I like to do things that are publicly embarrassing, to feel the embarrassment touch me and sink into me and then be gone. I like getting on elevators and singing too loudly in that small space. The feeling you feel is almost like a vapor. The discomfort and the wishing that it would end that comes around you.
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