Stupid National Anthem... Look at this flag; Two bears fighting over a pineapple. What kind of message does that send to the world? "Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit."
Of course, uh, the universe is gradually slowing down and, uh, will eventually collapse inwardly on itself, according to the laws of entropy when all… - Bill Bailey
Of course, uh, the universe is gradually slowing down and, uh, will eventually collapse inwardly on itself, according to the laws of entropy when all…
- Bill Bailey
Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability. - Bill Bailey
Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.
The day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life - that way you've always got a couple of days in hand. - Bill Bailey
The day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life - that way you've always got a couple of days in hand.
A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?". The horse replies: "I'm deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my exis… - Bill Bailey
A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?". The horse replies: "I'm deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my exis…
I'm English, and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise. Horrible chocolate; nasty little toy: a double-whammy of disillusi… - Bill Bailey
I'm English, and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise. Horrible chocolate; nasty little toy: a double-whammy of disillusi…
I'm sort of like a post-modern vegetarian; I eat meat ironically. - Bill Bailey
I'm sort of like a post-modern vegetarian; I eat meat ironically.
The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die. - Bill Bailey
The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die.
I got ham but I'm not a Hamster - Bill Bailey
I got ham but I'm not a Hamster
I'm English and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise. - Bill Bailey
I'm English and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.
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