I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.
Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too.
Interpretation
What this quote means
Knowledge of history does not inherently lead to moral integrity or kindness.
This quote highlights the idea that simply knowing facts about history does not guarantee that a person will be just or benevolent. It draws a stark comparison between the act of reading history and the moral implications of one's actions, suggesting that understanding the past does not automatically lead to ethical behavior or compassion. Joan Rivers uses the powerful example of Hitler—who was well-read yet cruel—to illustrate that being informed does not equate to being good.
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Example use cases
During a lecture about the importance of ethics in leadership, you might say, 'As Joan Rivers once pointed out, reading history alone doesn’t make you nice.'
More from Joan Rivers
All quotes →"I've learned what's funny verbally ain't so funny on e-mail: They don't hear your intonations. Melissa broke up with somebody over that. She tried to tell him: "That was a joke!" But he just didn't get it. Mick Jagger said, "F- 'em if they don't get the joke." And I love him. That comes with age: Knowing it's their problem, not mine."
I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny.
Life is so tough. I don't know how old you are, but I've seen so much in a wink. One phone call and your life is changed forever. We all know that. You better laugh at everything.
I walk on a stage, and I know if it's been a good show or not. You know when it's been a good interview. No one has to tell you. You know it. You feel it. You can feel the air. You can feel everything about it when it's a good show. And you know when you've messed up.
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