When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” an… - George Carlin
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” an…
- George Carlin
Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything. - George Carlin
Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.
We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life, not life to years. - George Carlin
We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life, not life to years.
Keep in mind, the news media are not independent; they are a sort of bulletin board and public relations firm for the ruling class-the people who run… - George Carlin
Keep in mind, the news media are not independent; they are a sort of bulletin board and public relations firm for the ruling class-the people who run…
Everyone smiles in the same language. - George Carlin
Everyone smiles in the same language.
I've set my own rules to live by. The first one is: 'Never believe ANYthing the government says.' - George Carlin
I've set my own rules to live by. The first one is: 'Never believe ANYthing the government says.'
Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it. - George Carlin
Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. - George Carlin
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. - George Carlin
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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