Each time is true, but the truths are not the same..

And isn't it better really to leave things only hinted at?.

I'm so not a celebrity..

Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make 'em like you before you can fool 'em..

I don't have to stop you. All I have to do is slow you down." -Ganner Rhysode.

Russia is not our friend..

The future's here, we are it, we are on our own.

I don't really take myself very seriously..

One night I attended a Laughing Liberally comedy show. There was one funny comedian there - Lee Camp..

The Fuhrer is always right. I sense it..

Sometimes you watch comedians and feel like they're jerking off in front of you, but they want you to see how big it is..

Gloriously false. [Like Rahab.].

I'm actually more confident when I'm tan..

Michael Ian Black wears many hats. He's a stand-up comedian, a comedic actor, he's now a writer-director so he knew how to work with all of us. And f….

I never said to myself, "I'm going to be the greatest." I just wanted to do my own thing..

The less it is possible that something can be, the more it must be..

I'm happy to be where I am and how everything has turned out..

I'm not just anybody.' 'No, indeed. Nobody is..

You flatter me shamelessly. I like it. Good..

I may sound like a megalomaniac, but I feel like I'm equipped to become a great, memorable comedian, if I keep working my ass off and staying at the ….

I have a family to feed..