I don't like anything new..
I ain't from Africa. I'm from St. Louis..
When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it..
It's not personal, it's strictly business.
I've always thought that less was a lot more..
It is not what you do. It is that you do..
Having experienced everything one time already made it easier the second time around..
I try not to focus on politics too much - I would never be described as a hugely political woman - but the fact of the matter is, just me being a fem….
I'm the only comedian qualified to navigate a supertanker..
This is your here, this is your now, let it be magical!.
That's some f***ing doorman you've got there, Ms. Shugak..
I studied a lot of Foghorn Leghorn..
Any one in love will have no religion..
We often do not see what we do not expect to see..
Whatever is contained must be released..
What you see, isn't always what you get.
Philosophers, comedians, and tipsy birthday celebrants all have proposed theories about why time seems to move increasingly swiftly as we grow older.….
You're a sum of all your experiences..
I'd come up with one leg in theater, but never my first leg. I loved the camera too much..
Nothing good comes out of depression..
You can't lose sight of what you did to get there.