To say a thing 'must be', is the very power that makes it..

I'm happy with what I've achieved..

You can't even see it. I'm the safest thing you'll ever find.

Not everyone has something to say. This will not stop them from saying it..

I love to be the lead, but you can't always be the lead..

Ive been a stand-up comedian for years, and I can be silly..

I'm not Misbah, Mishah is not me.

Writers don't own their words. Since when do words belong to anybody. "Your very own words," indeed ! And who are you?.

God is always near us. Always for us. Always in us..

No one is you, and that is your power..

I've been insane for a long time. An ex-girlfriend of mine once asked, "Is it true that all comedians are depressed?," and I said, "Every one I know ….

I live a pretty anonymous life..

I'm the best Manning..

In L.A., there could be a million delusional comedians or actors and they all blend in together and no one is ever like, "You're living a lie." But i….

When they put me in jail, that's when they turned me into an activist. Up until the time I went to jail, I was just a comedian..

I've waited all my life to say this... I weigh less than Elizabeth Taylor!.

Change is as good as a rest. It keeps me fresh..

I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian..

It's a very American thing to hide away from death..

It was a decision to work clean. I just prefer to work that way. I have no problem with comedians who don't work that way. There was a temptation in ….

Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always out there..