One of the first things you ever learn as a stand-up is don't show fear..

I'm not maximized yet..

Rick Shapiro is a top comedian..

I was influenced by every comedian I ever saw work. That's the only way you learn how to do it..

It's very confusing to me why people take comedians so seriously..

I don't get all the anger that is thrown at comedians..

I don't know why you'd go to a comedian and say, "You know what? You have a large menu of items, but this one thing I did not like and therefore, you….

I like sayers of no better than I like sayers of yes..

I'm not very big on politics. I'm a comedian and not that smart. I don't have the mind capacity for it..

I totally understand OJ. I get it..

It is entirely up to us to invent our own lives..

I love anything that haunts me...and never leaves.

Never, never have I been loved as I love others!.

There is, quite literally, nothing to understand..

In my first stand-up acts there wasn't material even. You know, I'd go on stage and cry and read a Dear John letter or gut fish on stage. I could be ….

The real good comedians, like Chaplin, would make you laugh and a second later, cry.

Everybody counts or nobody counts.

Find your center and stay there..

Be bold, and everywhere be bold..

Those who love most, see most..

I think Flip Wilson is a brillant comedian..