It's the ciiiiiiiiiiiiircle of liiiiiiiiiife!" Iggy sang.

For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet..

There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode..

Every time I do a movie where it gets physical, I say never again..

I feel like Alain Delon, who once said, "It doesn't matter that I'm not a star in America because I'm a huge star in France, I'm a legend in Spain, a….

Comedians... they're different from actors. There's more ego there. They create the whole thing, I guess, so they're more precious..

I modeled from the time I was 15 until I was 20..

I'm a standup comedian who gets to act. I'm never going to not do standup. I love doing it and when I go through periods where I'm doing a lot of act….

It's a great time to be a comedian because you've got so much more control. You can say what you want to. I think in the old days with the studio sys….

I'm a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else..

I would never say that I'm not going to do something. I like not being limited..

I even watched Mulholland Drive in French... it didn't make much more sense in French, but I have to say, it didn't make any less sense either..

Life's a pitch, and then you buy..

I'm a big fan of comedians not having to apologize for anything. Nowadays it seems comedians are always apologizing for being funny..

If you're into comedy, you will know what the show is about. We have so many comedy geeks, comedy enthusiasts, fanatical people who go to comedy fest….

When will you learn that there isn't a word for everything?.

Love comes from the strangest places..

I'm constantly being visually stimulated..

I talk by playing, not by words..

Compete with yourself, not with others..

But let the good prevail..