I like to wear things, I don't like things to wear me..

Comedy is a noble art. And every comedian who does anything is serving a noble purpose..

Well, what do you expect? The Comedian is dead..

Everybody has something to conceal..

Buy less, buy better, and really wear it..

Everything was believed except the truth..

I like idolator.com a lot. Every once in a while they shred me on there, but it's usually pretty funny..

We are a nation within a nation..

My failures has helped me as much as my successes..

Watching something is nothing like doing it..

The Threarah doesn't like anything he hasn't thought of for himself..

I am competitive, and I like to be as competitive as possible in anything I do..

We all have to meet our match sometime or other..

If you're watching a comedian on television and he's making a political point, I would say he's gotten too serious..

If I could spend the rest of my life inside one movie it would be The Godfather, because it's the greatest movie ever made..

When you make a movie, you're spending a month of your life with someone and, down the line, you have to spend more months with them. It is this mini….

Comedians have the ability to feel other emotions..

Comedians are the most challenging people for me to shoot. Because you're not actually in the dialogue with them, they are performing. When I work wi….

I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown..

It's terrifying to have a voice right now. It's so terrifying, and it's so essential..

Comedians still make fun of Bill's out-of-control appetites, but with Hillary, the mockery is about how she lets nothing be out of control..