I am not an African. I am an American..

I'm best known as a stand-up comedian, but I'm a good actor in the right role..

There is only one thing Donald Trump is interested in, and that's Donald Trump..

For Myrth prolongeth lyfe, and causeth health..

I don't want to follow comedians because I don't want to see what they're thinking about, 'cause then maybe I won't stumble across a thought maybe I ….

I lived and languished..

I am occasionally loveable but for the most part I’m like loving a raincloud..

Because love, love never finishes..

The key to comedy is commitment - if you're afraid, you shouldn't be a comedian..

It is really a tightrope sort of thing, living..

I don't see the point in working just to be working..

It's not so much do what you like as it is that you like what you do..

When someone tells me not to do something, I'll do it more..

Love which economizes is never true love..

I tell it like it is. I tell it like I see it. I tell it like I envision it. I tell it like I live it..

Nobody understands your life, but you..

It is poetry that changes everything..

Yes! The Tommo is back!.

Failures are infinitely more instructive than successes..

Everything good I've ever gotten in life, I only got because I gave something else up..

Most of us are better when things go better..