I don't really take myself very seriously..
A text is evolutionary by its very nature..
By Thy power, let there be peace, O God!.
I live, which is the main point..
Could he actually be my muirn beatha dan?.
You change the rules or you are going under..
Once or twice I`ve been described as a light comedian. I consider this the most accurate description of my abilities I`ve ever seen..
I worked with Cecil B DeMille quite a few times..
Stand-up comedy is a science. Every comedian is a psychology major, naturally..
Everything I do, I do for love..
We could have chopped down the sycamore with this..
I love the U.S. I love doing business there..
I won't be happy unless I finish Lyoto Machida..
One of my favourites is American Beauty. Spacey is so good in that..
I have to admit, I do loooove eggnog..
It wasn't that the X-1 would kill you, it was the systems in the X-1 that would kill you..
I've loved the Internet space in terms of creative content control and ownership, the things I haven't had since I started as a stand-up comedian..
Things that don't exist do exist. They're just really fast..
Disinformation is most effective in a very narrow context..
A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny..
comedians are people who say funny things, and comics are people who say things funny..