Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable..
The tragedian will always be a limited tragedian if he has not learned how to laugh. The comedian who cannot weep will never touch the highest levels….
I think of a lot of comedy being watched alone, for some reason. It's surprising to me that people are getting together to watch stand-up comedy..
I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian..
Whatever happens in life can happen on the stage, but as a comedian you should always be clear what your target is. It's fine to be gratuitously tast….
My theory about comedians is that their greatest fear is other people laughing at them. So comedy is an attempt to control and manipulate the thing t….
I never thought I'd be a comedian. But, growing up, I simply loved watching comedy. The '80s was huge for comedy in the US. Eddie Murphy blew me away….
In L.A., there could be a million delusional comedians or actors and they all blend in together and no one is ever like, "You're living a lie." But i….
Being a comedian, you're under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform - to deal with pressure without stress..
Whatever talent I had, I'm sure it helped that my parents were in the business and that I grew up around actors, comedians and directors..
Ever since I was a kid, I just loved those comedians on TV who would just have fun with the language..
I believe that any type of education can be great, but an education about ourselves can create something wonderful. I am a comedian, but people have ….
I don't believe in burning holy books, but I am organizing a protest. I'll be burning all my Dennis Miller VHS cassettes as a special protest. I don'….
Next time someone says, 'Where has big government ever gotten us?' the correct answer is 'Mars.'.
A comedian sees the world bent. I'm tangent to the circle..
Louis C. K. is one of my all time favorite standup comedians..
A lot of us [comedians] are drawn to the stage or show business or whatever because we didn't feel so great about ourselves, and we didn't know how t….
I think a lot of people think that we [comedians] are nerveless people in the theatre, that we don't feel that kind of terror which traditionally any….
There is no more terrible fate for a comedian than to be taken seriously..
Chihuahua. There's a waste of dog food. Looks like a dog that is still far away..
You say you're a comedian, you always have to be on guard..