Loving somebody is the beginning of everything..

The drive for happiness is vital; it's what keeps us in motion..

A smattering of everything, and a knowledge of nothing..

I was the Colleen McCullough of 1971..

Appurv Gupta brings you a unique point of view that no other comedian in India does. Well worth a watch..

I was a stand-up comedian for 10 years, if you can believe it. And I gave it up at age 22..

Your anger is a gift..

To do it nationally or internationally, you have to follow a few more rules..

I hit every day. I love to hit..

Without someone telling you what you are doing is wrong, you can't say what you are doing is right..

I better start doing stand up comedy in Spanish before every comedian in Mexico translates my jokes..

I believe in being honest with myself. If there's one thing I hate it's when a comedian is great and won't admit it. I've never met one like that, bu….

Being a successful person is not necessarily defined by what you have achieved, but by what you have overcome..

The trouble with most comedians who try to do satire is that they are essentially brash, noisy and indelicate people who have to use a sledge hammer ….

A comic says funny things. A comedian says things funny..

The jokes are great but what really matters for a comedian is his performance, his whole attitude, and the laughs that he gets between the jokes rath….

I love mixing with comedians when I'm working with them, but when I'm not I don't feel the need to hang around with them..

The idea of a Japanese comedian was not only a rarity, it was non-existent..

Everybody is entertained to death..

You will invest your life in something, or you will throw it away on nothing..

I love it when artists talk about process! I love the movie Comedian..