I thought I better warn you that I am not one of those politically correct comedians, but it turns out that also I'm not really that racist, homophob….
I think politicians and comedians have a lot in common. One is a group of approval-seeking narcissists who will say and do anything to be liked... an….
The key to comedy is commitment - if you're afraid, you shouldn't be a comedian..
I don't know why you'd go to a comedian and say, "You know what? You have a large menu of items, but this one thing I did not like and therefore, you….
A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it..
I consider myself more of a visual comedian than a physical one..
Funny bones, to me, are more important than funny lines. If a comedian is just not likable and doing the lines, you could read them yourself. Whereas….
Being a rapper is about being cool, but being a comedian, you're not supposed to be the coolest guy..
I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware..
I have a funny sense of humor. If I was a comedian and I was up on stage, people would think that's funny, because I'm a funny comedian. I'm an enter….
My preference is live performance. Because you get the feedback. There's an energy. It's live theater. That's why I think actors like that. You know,….
A comedian is not a person who opens a funny door - he's the person who opens a door funny..
I think for comedians, acting is their natural progression. It's all about progression..
I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian..
I talk about stuff like my Blackberry, Lost, the internet, music, etc. so I guess that leads to the "nerd" moniker. But I don't get it that much to b….
Really good comedians, you know, when they go on stage, they don't really care what the audience - they're fearless, you know? They're so comfortable….
I come from the stage. I started my career as a stand-up comedian and then later on became an actor..
There's two types of hecklers. If someone says something really funny it's normally them heckling as part of the show. They're trying to add onto one….
There's all this evidence that we leave now of our life, especially if you're a comedian or an entertainer. I mean, I guess that was always kind of t….
In real life, comedians aren't funny..
From my experience working with comedians, there is that competitive aspect. With actors, for instance, they don't want to look competitive even if t….