I like seeing what the comedian thinks is funny, not just what they think I'll think is funny..
Disasters are funny to me. As a comedian you learn from failure, so I'm always trying to put myself in a situation that does not seem ideal for my co….
If you know me, I don't live in this dismal world. I mean, I like to have fun. My friends are comedians..
Even though I do a more traditional type of being funny on television, I still know a lot of comedians and stand-ups and improv actors..
Comedians and Feminists... are natural enemies, because stereotypically-speaking, feminists can't take a joke and... comedians can't take criticism..
I'm in awe of comedians that do things that I can't do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether it be social issues commentary….
I love doing it [hosting the Oscars] because I love the danger of it and you have to come through and think on your feet. That's why that show, no ma….
Only comedians can talk about death, life, God and Virgin Mary. If I was a tragic actor, I couldn't allow myself. But with this accent I can do it. I….
I'm trying to be a comedian, you know?.
When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, "And now his watch is over." That's what they say when a comedian dies. They go, "And now his tour….
Black comics, they only watch Black comedians. You're a comedian; you're not just a Black comedian. You're a comedian. I try to get that through to e….
The role of the comedian is to say 'Wait a minute' when a consensus starts to form..
If you can't write your own material, you have very little chance of making it as a comedian..
I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of other comedy..
There is plenty of television. There are plenty of talk shows. There are plenty of comedians. But there is not plenty of worship of the true and livi….
The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds..
Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness..
A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny..
I could never be a professional comedian, 'cause you have to keep telling the same jokes. For me, they're like word solos..
For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet..
The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that they have enough. You don't look in your neighbor's bowl to see if you hav….