It's very confusing to me why people take comedians so seriously..
Look at what you could have won!.
In the stand-up comedy top, there's room for everyone - if you're good, there's room for everyone. You'll put on your own show - no one casts you. Yo….
Having other comedians complimenting my work is the biggest accolade that I can get..
I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He's probably the best comedian who ever lived. ….
People will kill you over time, and how they'll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like 'be realistic.'.
My goal is just to become a better comedian..
Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you..
I'm a comedian, and I like to work on my live show, and if I'm doing television, I don't have time to work on my live show, and I can become a lame c….
Oh yeah, I'd love to be a comedian. I've done a lot, but always in the confines of plays..
It was important to me to be cool as a comedian. I didn't want to be a crowd-pleaser who sent out the vibe of, "I need you guys." I wanted to be so c….
Roxanne came along in '86, when I was doing a lot of stand-up. I auditioned for the movie, and of course I was a huge Steve Martin fan, so I really h….
When I used to watch comedians with my dad, he laid it all out for me. He wanted to be a comedian himself, and he was so funny. We'd watch stand-up o….
In a more intellectually rigorous age, I wouldn't be talked about as a satirist at all. I would just be a topical comedian..
The danger for a comedian on Twitter is the same danger that any civilian faces: sometimes you gotta put that phone down and go live your life. When ….
Reggie Watts is a most unusual talent: a huge vocal range, a natural musicality, and a sidesplitting wit. Is he a comedian? A singer? A performance a….
Comedians and people in general have a cultural right to talk about their own culture and race..
That's the thing that most people don't realize. In real life, comedians aren't funny. They save it. They save it up..
I wasn't expecting to really draw in respected comedians but it's going to happen along the way and I'm truly honored by that..
I'm honored that other comedians like what I do. That means the world to me. But at the same time when I'm on stage I'm not just trying to make the c….
I always fancied myself more of an actor than a comedian before I realized that only assholes make that kind of distinction..