You must choose a road for yourself..

It's kinda all about image..

I think a lot of people think that we [comedians] are nerveless people in the theatre, that we don't feel that kind of terror which traditionally any….

When you cannot measure, your knowledge is meager and unsatisfactory..

Every comedian works differently. Some comedians might do just observational stuff and they don't do anything personal, and other people.. everything….

You can't rest on any laurels if they exist, and happily there are some from the franchise, but you have to always expand your own horizon both creat….

There is so much Everything that Nothing is hidden quite nicely.

Everyone goes "every comedian does Arnold Schwarzenegger". Yes, they do; but do they do Arnold Schwarzenegger in Brokeback Mountain?.

Bolivar cannot carry double.

I'm a very cheap date..

Bach is Bach just as God is God..

I'm never embarassed..

I don't stay anywhere. I visit. I observe. I leave. I don't ever stay..

Become such as you are, having learned what that is..

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself..

I don't back down for anybody..

I've been making music ever since, but it was never something I thought I could make any money doing..

I don't consider myself a stand-up comedian. I consider myself a performer; a comic as opposed to stand-up comedian. Stand-up comedians stand there a….

I'm a comedian, not a politician..

Being a TV comedian, actor, writer, columnist, and all that is quite helpful to me in acquiring wide varieties of knowledge, which is crucial for fil….

God allows in His wisdom what He could easily prevent by His power..