When I practiced, I practiced to get it right..

The something of somewhere is mostly just the nothing of nowhere..

We must engage in a whole-of-government approach to combat Russian active measures..

I consider myself a sit-down comedian really, as much as anything else. I love comedy. Life is a cosmic joke..

With a comedian, it's the opposite. You put that album out, and they've heard it. If they're coming out to see you, you'd better be doing new stuff. ….

Good comedians are great philosophers..

I mean, the death in the late eighties and early nineties really shook out a lot of hacks. The pond just sort of dried up for a lot of really bad com….

Comedians and people in general have a cultural right to talk about their own culture and race..

Before doing my first open mic, I was sitting in the back watching all these comedians banter back and forth and fire jokes and up each other, and I ….

My favorite, favorite, favorite, and the greatest comedian that could ever exist if you could Frankenstein a comedian together, would be one part Ric….

I love seeing things that work in the micro and work in the macro..

I don't really like ska..

Any comedian who tells you how dark and dangerous they are, they're not dark and dangerous..

I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian..

Yes. I've been asked to pose nude, but I never have, and I probably never will..

I am a writer, not a transcriber..

Ever since I was a kid, I just loved those comedians on TV who would just have fun with the language..

I'm voraciously looking to express myself in my work. I love my work..

Since I went no grasse hath growne on my hele..

Things [only] exist once they are represented..

I guess I considered myself just sort of a sketch comedian, you know? Actual screenwriting hadn't really occurred to me as a viable job - I didn't re….