Some performers are brilliant comedians, some are genius musicians, and some just make you happy to be alive. THE BOBS are all of that - and then som….

The ideal length of time for sex to last is the entire relationship, breaking only for snacks..

I learned early on that I'd rather not be taught something somebody else's way, I'd rather do it the most organic way I know. So, whatever I end up w….

I was hired as a penciler..

God is always at work around you..

I really wanted to, but I just didn't understand how people became comedians. I kind of thought it was something you were born into. And so I wanted ….

We simply have not kept in touch with poetry.

I always loved comedy, but I never knew it was something you could learn to do. I always thought that some people are born comedians ... just like so….

Every intentional act is a magical act..

For to a folysshe demaunde behoueth a folysshe ansuere..

Whatever talent I had, I'm sure it helped that my parents were in the business and that I grew up around actors, comedians and directors..

I love all of our subpodcasts..

You live day by day. You can't build your life..

The movies I like are always movies where cinema is reinvented like if it was the beginning of cinema..

When I practiced, I practiced to get it right..

The something of somewhere is mostly just the nothing of nowhere..

We must engage in a whole-of-government approach to combat Russian active measures..

I consider myself a sit-down comedian really, as much as anything else. I love comedy. Life is a cosmic joke..

With a comedian, it's the opposite. You put that album out, and they've heard it. If they're coming out to see you, you'd better be doing new stuff. ….

Good comedians are great philosophers..

I mean, the death in the late eighties and early nineties really shook out a lot of hacks. The pond just sort of dried up for a lot of really bad com….