Quotes on Funny Money

Money is like manure; it’s not worth a thing unless it’s spread around.

Sex is like money; only too much is enough.

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting.

To kill a relative of whom you are tired is something. But to inherit his property afterwards, that is genuine pleasure.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir.

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.