You are good, You are great, You are amazing.

Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?.

I froze in time! And I thought, "My God... I'm free!".

When I'm not with the one I love, I love the one I'm with..

I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait"..

I purge compulsively. I'm constantly shedding things..

Just like at Hirojima, when Pearl Harbor bombed the Germans!.

Music has always been part of my life..

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing..

I'm not going to be in a relationship that I don't fully trust..

I received $100 per week when I started working at the Globe after graduation..

I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs..

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club..

Some sorts of truth are truer than others..

After Michael Jordan had scored a play-off record 69 points - I'll always remember this as the night Michael and I combined to score 70 points..

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued..

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them..

Let yourself be gutted. Let it open you. Start here..

I didn't really sign up to be a celebrity, I only signed up to be a writer..

It's time to find out what the truth really is that's out there..

It's the augmented fourth, or diminished fifth, depending on your outlook on life..