When a doting person gets down on all fours and plays with a puppy's rubber mouse, for instance, it only confuses the young dog and gives him a sense….

We cannot predict the future, but we can invent it..

He's 31 this year: last year he was 30..

And there's no "I love you" message because Steve Ovett has married the girl.

And the line up for the final of the women's 400 metres hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.

Discover what you are..

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers..

What we do belongs to what we are; and what we are is what becomes of us..

Do something. Do something small. Do something small but useful. Do something small but useful now..

At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me !.

A woman has to be intelligent, have charm, a sense of humor, and be kind. It's the same qualities I require from a man..

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought.

I had rather be guillotined than a guillotiner..

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office..

I do not sing politics. I merely sing the truth..

I couldn't have invented crisps. ... I don't really want to be known as the man who invented crisps. ... I invented apples. ... I invented pandas, an….

I fell in love with Africa while I was there..

If you make every game a life and death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot..

Those who live, live off the dead..

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience..

Everybody sings from their diaphragm..