When will you learn that there isn't a word for everything?.

You must be unintimidated by your own thoughts..

Whoa, who peed in your Cheerios?.

I like to do things that I develop from the ground up..

I'm a happily declared chocoholic. I keep it everywhere, even my nightstand..

George W. Bush will have to come to the UN and admit that he was wrong..

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped?.

You've never seen me dance, have you?.

Always say less than necessary..

I say, let's learn more and then speculate..

I'm particularly weird because I don't even like being looked at..

I like it when I strut..

Don't look forward to the day you stop suffering, because when it comes you'll know you're dead..

God expects of us only what He Himself has supplied..

Male comics are always coming up to me and they're like 'Hey Natasha. Don't you think you're a little attractive to be a comedian?' and I'm like 'Don….

There is so much more to understand..

I talk a lot about women in my act, 'cause let's face it -- if I was hungry, I would talk about food..

You can't go back to how things were. How you thought they were. All you really have is...now..

It's not what you wear it's how you wear it, is what I say..

I'm the only thing I'll ever hold against you..

Agatha Christie has given more pleasure in bed than any other woman..