It takes forever if you go by inertia..

It's over. Absolutely, completely, eternally over.

Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself..

That's crudely put, but If we're not supposed to dance, Why all this music?.

If you are in with God you are out with the world..

If I can't be beautiful, I'd rather just die.

If you're smiling , you're happy out..

But you can be happy, if you've a mind to!.

If you have more than five goals, you have none..

If you can't detect the sarcasm you've misunderstood..

You read best what you read most..

If man is not fit to govern himself, how can he be fit to govern someone else?.

I will always do stand-up, even if my acting career takes off. Stand-up is my life..

Do Something. If it works, do more of it. If it doesn't, do something else..

If I decide to be indecisive, that's my decision..

It is not only not right, it is not even wrong..

Success has nothing to do with happiness..

If Krishna is good, Christ is good, Allah is good, then Hitler cannot be bad..

Become the very best in your business!.

I don't go near the money and the money doesn't go near me..

I would have been an Egyptologist if I had had the schooling..