One place is very like another..

I didn't audition for 'SNL.' I sent in a tape to 'SNL' the year before I started writing there, but I got the job there through doing stand-up on Fal….

friendship was always contingent..

Nobody has ever denied that when it comes to his trade - gigolo - John Forbes Kerry is one of the all-time greats. He's in the Gigolo Hall of Fame. S….

God allows in His wisdom what He could easily prevent by His power..

I loved being in the Marine Corps, I loved my job in the Marine Corps, and I loved the people I served with. It's one of the best things I've had a c….

One is a writer, or one is not..

For the most part, I'm extremely thankful for the life I have and what I get to do in the future..

I would never condone anything which I thought was salacious, titillating, or gratuitous..

Put your good where it will do the most!.

There is only one ingredient for innovation and that is the power of the human mind. As long as a company is able to attract, enable, empower and ret….

Friedman suggests self-differentiation is about knowing where you end and others begin..

The busier you are, the more interesting you are. The more you're off doing your thing and loving your job and your life, that's fascinating..

It's amazing how life conspires to set you up with what you need..

He who says o'er much I love not is in love..

I didn't shoot anybody, no sir . . . I'm just a patsy..

Money amassed either serves us or rules us..

Without someone telling you what you are doing is wrong, you can't say what you are doing is right..

A friend is one who says, I've time, when others have to rush..

My demon is hating to have to do a regular day job. Being up on stage really helps me forget I have a life like that - when I did have a life like th….

I don't talk about money..