There are people who are wired to be skeptics and there are people who are wired to be optimists. And I can tell you, at least from the last 20 years….

If a fish were an anthropologist, the last thing it would discover would be water..

Accidental stacks considered harmful..

The first to come and the last to go, working for that minimum wage..

The life we've been leading couldn't last forever. It's a wonder it lasted as long as it did..

It's never over till it's over with a friend..

Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure..

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying..

For we put the thought of all that we love into all that we make..

So your having trouble with your partner. Well ask yourself, if you were in a relationship with a replica of yourself how long would it last?.

The days passed, as they do, and life went on..

The last generation's worst fears became the next one's B-grade entertainment..

Protecting yourself from failure is probably not a good way to live..

The greatest of all crosses is self. If we die in part every day, we shall have but little to do on the last. These little daily deaths will destroy ….

If you can't understand the blues, you don't know much.

You have to really have a taste for being alone to be a writer..

All religions do not point to God.

We live in a very gynophobic society.

Not being happy really is my fear..

I fear for the democratic system. And I fear for our liberties. Only a small group of people fights for our liberties. Once we start on the slippery ….

The first thing you see is the last thing you do..