Asexuality does not make our lives any worse or any better, we just face a different set of challenges than most sexual people..

Knowledge of death is the beginning of wisdom..

I'm taking all the negatives in my life, and turning them into a positive..

Sustainability is an economic state where the demands placed upon the environment by people and commerce can be met without reducing the capacity of ….

I have had strange animals as pets all my life. I was shy growing up, and shy people tend to interact better with animals than people. Animals are di….

In short, industrialism is over..

Meow, Meow, Motherfucker..

If I make a joke about black people or Asian people or whatever, and then an Asian comes up to me afterwards and says, "That joke offended me," I'm s….

The vast majority of people that have gotten mad at me for a joke that I've made were people that were, A, never going to see me in the first place, ….

It's weird when people ask me, "Why are you so nice?" It's like, "Because that's just what you should do. You should be kind to people." It seems rea….

You can either go to bed satisfied with your efforts today or stressed with what you left for tomorrow. You can either work hard to take on the hill ….

It cannot be considered success unless you are smiling..

It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning..

I liked things better when I didn't understand them..

That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group..

I don't take too many things too seriously..

Sometimes people come into your life for a season and other times for a lifetime..

I don't go to places where I'm going to get mobbed..

God is not He who is, but That which is..

I have always been afraid of banks..

Amateurs do things 'till they get it right. Pros do it 'till they can't get it wrong..