Like many things, I am nothing..
When these Asians go out looking for a victim, they don't go looking for Asian victims. They don't go mugging Asian grandmas, they don't go stabbing ….
Some things a lady doesn't tell..
You don't need to make shows about sex and drugs and violence to get ratings..
The book is almost always better than the movie. You could have no better case in point than FROM HELL, Alan Moore's best graphic novel to date, bril….
You wouldn't know how to perform a sketch that you don't find funny. You just couldn't do it..
First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to eat it. She was addicted to crack, so of course she did ….
It is a well-established fact that in healthy loving women, uninjured by the too frequent lesions which result from childbirth, increasing physical s….
I'm discriminated against all the time..
Everything was invented when somebody was alone..
We are here not to make something of ourselves. We are here to Be ourselves..
A lot of guys like to fantasize about having sex with 2 girls at the same time... I like to fantasize about having sex with the same girl twice, than….
I'm unable to ignore the gift that God gave me, so I'm going to sing..
I'm not an actor. I can show up for friends and improvise a little bit, but I'm not an actor..
Whoever makes sujood to Allah properly, will never make sujood to the duniya..
Pass that thing, slightly, lightly and politely..
I've guess I've gotten older and my sex appeal has waned. It's OK. I've got an amazing girlfriend and she keeps me happy..
Happiness isn't wanting what you can get, but wanting what you have..
I cannot get close to any you..
I've always been DJing; it's just I'm making more of a push for it, making it more public..
I don't choose my projects based on genre, I choose them based on the role and whether or not I've tackled that yet, based on the director and such..