Quotes on Stupid People

Soft rock music isn't rock, and it ain't music. It's just soft. Reminds me of something my third-grade teacher said to us. She said, "You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala."

One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you're too tired.

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

In a free society, one does not have to deal with those who are irrational. One is free to avoid them.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.

The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.

Lord, what fools these mortals be!

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.

I don't have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights.

When you think about it, attention-deficit order makes a lot of sense. In this country there isn't a lot worth paying attention to.

If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it!

Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin' ready to hang himself.

Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!

Whoever coined the term "Buyer Beware" was probably bleeding from the asshole.

Property is theft. Nobody "owns" anything. When you die, it all stays here.