Quotes on Stupid People

No one who has had "Taps" played for them has ever been able to hear it.

As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is.

God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile.

I don't like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions.

No one knows what's next, but everybody does it.

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

You know the typical crowd, Wow, it’s Friday night, what are you going to do? Just sit there? Well, yeah. Because there’s nothing out there. It’s stupidity. Stupid people mingling with stupid people. Let them stupidify themselves. I’ve never been bothered with the need to rush out into the night. That’s all. Sorry for all the millions, but I’ve never been lonely. I like myself. I’m the best form of entertainment I have.

Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting violent and trying to take other people’s stuff.

I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.