Quotes on Stupid People

They've got something they do it with, I think it's called a mocracy, and it means everyone in the whole country can say who the new Tyrant is. One man ... one vet. ... Everyone has ... the vet. Except for women, of course. And children. And criminals. And slaves. And stupid people. And people of foreign extraction. And people disapproved of for, er, various reasons. And lots of other people. But everyone apart from them. It's a very enlightened civilization.

Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."

If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.

There is usually only a limited amount of damage that can be done by dull or stupid people. For creating a truly monumental disaster, you need people with high IQs.

There are all kinds of stupid people that annoy me but what annoys me most is a lazy argument.

The life of an uneducated man is as useless as the tail of a dog which neither covers its rear end, nor protects it from the bites of insects.

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That's just common sense!

One thing leads to another? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.

Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.

The bookful blockhead, ignorantly read With loads of learned lumber in his head.

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.

The majority never has right on its side. Never, I say! That is one of these social lies against which an independent, intelligent men must wage war. Who is it that constitute the majority of the population in a country? Is it the clever folk, or the stupid? I don't imagine you will dispute the fact that at present the stupid people are in an absolutely overwhelming majority all the world over.

To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.

...if you are overdressed, it is a comment on them. If you are under dressed, it is a comment on you.

Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

I never joined the Boy Scouts. I don't trust any organization that has a handbook.