All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident..

There is nothing stronger in the world than gentleness..

No one can earn a million dollars honestly..

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing..

People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it..

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure..

If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' what is the opposite of 'progress'?.

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims..

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot..

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence..

A good ad should be like a good sermon: It must not only comfort the afflicted, it also must afflict the comfortable..

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws..

Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag..

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron..

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out..

I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated..

Consumers know precisely what's wrong with advertising. Be it TV or print or whatever, they know that advertising is never creative enough ... never ….

I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure - that is….

even Mademoiselle Neubahr can't make me believe in hell. It doesn't seem a very - witty - solution of the crime-and-punishment situation, does it?.

Quoting E. B. White is the easiest way I know of to fool people into thinking that I am perceptive, witty, and wise..

I wish I had the nerve not to tip..