You can't be truly rude until you understand good manners..

The field of consciousness is tiny. It accepts only one problem at a time..

Democracy arises out of the notion that those who are equal in any respect are equal in all respects; because men are equally free, they claim to be ….

My life needs editing..

A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.

Trying to be witty leads to lying, more or less..

Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable..

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money..

Melancholy men, of all others, are the most witty..

A team that is always fun with witty sense of humor. We help each other around a lot and help push each other to be better.

Genius is born-not paid.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes..

It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world..

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease..

Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?.

Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run..

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem..

Art is 'I'; science is 'we'..

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality..