I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit..

My music started out as a complete joke, so really all I was doing was going for witty punchlines to make all of my buddies laugh..

Women will forgive anything. Otherwise, the race would have died out long ago..

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties.

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly - to someone else..

I believe in free will. Of those that, like us, are in a privileged situation at least. For you, for me: people who are living in western society, pe….

It is always a silly thing to give advice, but to give good advice is absolutely fatal..

Our way is not soft grass, it's a mountain path with lots of rocks. But it goes upwards, forward, toward the sun..

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it..

A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge.

I like witty people, people who can be witty on the spot..

Part of what makes a language 'alive' is its constant evolution. I would hate to think Britain would ever emulate France, where they actually have a ….

I saw what a mess a lot of people could make of their lives when they're smitten. Some of them go temporarily insane. They find a person who they thi….

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need..

I've worked a lot with Noah Baumbach, and he doesn't make it easy to like his characters, but the stories are funny and witty and there's an edge to ….

I identify more with women than with men. I guess I have a strong feminine side..

Men are only as loyal as their options..

The naked truth is always better than the best-dressed lie..

I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced.

There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature - the malice of a good thing is the barb that makes it stick..

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people..