Occupation: Actor Birth: September 9, 1966
When I'm up there, and I know the show's coming to a close, in my head I'm saying to myself, Oh man, you gotta get off and be a normal person again. ….
I'd like to have a kid, and I'd like to be driving around. I know a kid is going to be a big part of my life. I can trust my kid. I know my kid would….
Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue..
I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks..
So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when youve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna g….
Girls are soft and pretty..
Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things..
When you're shooting a movie you are away from home most of the time. It's an amazing thing that we get to do what we get to do, but you definitely a….
My father used to wear the same pants for like a week..
I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you must do or shouldn't do' but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn't perfect..
I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out..
I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy..
Like every other rich asshole, I have a cook and he's in my trailer making food all the time..
The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good ….
I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn't the best at that. But comedy thin….
I go to sleep thinking about my kids being spoiled and I wake up thinking about it..
One night I couldn't sleep. It was like 2:00 in the morning. I was thinking, 'What can I do?' I'm watching TV. I'm like, 'Let me do something else.' ….
I still like some of the stuff, skateboarding. Just stupid things..
In one day, I have times where I'm feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I'm the angriest man alive. My wife sees….
My mother says to me, when I'm making a new movie, she says, "Oh, is Steve Buscemi in it?" I'd say, "Yeah." And she, "Oh, then it's going to be a goo….
I've always just had troubles with my family because I'm psychotic. It had nothing to do with that..