My name is Adam. My father's name is Adam. Having the same name as your father, it's alright until your voice changes. My friends would always call u….

Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And bas….

I think when I bought a house, that's when I thought I felt like that's a grown up thing to do..

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right..

My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they're $4 million in the hole..

My intention is never to hurt anybody. I'm happy when people are having a good time..

Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool..

I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian..

I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister..

I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff..

I don't know what drives me to succeed..

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh..

I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we're trying to make people laugh and I'm very proud….

I'm sure everyone's got their back story. I don't come from a place of where I was tortured and needed to let something out. I came from a very happy….

I don't know what the hell I'm doing; I like what I've been doing. I believe in what I've done in the past; I hope my kid enjoys the movies I've made….

A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard..

Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking..

When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing..

When I'm around the kids I feel like I act the most grown-up just because you're supposed to. And I say things, like every other day, that remind me ….

Sitting in a room being forced to listen to 'The Chanukah Song' over and over." [on his idea of Hell].

I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler!.