I never want movie theaters go away. It is the greatest time out on the town. You go out, it's a great place to go, great location, great hang, great….

When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them..

My mother says to me, when I'm making a new movie, she says, "Oh, is Steve Buscemi in it?" I'd say, "Yeah." And she, "Oh, then it's going to be a goo….

SNL is a home. You've got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it's a great time..

I prefer musicals, because I am the best dancer who ever lived. The best plies, the best sashays, and by far the best-smelling Capezios..

Put on your yarmulkahHere comes HannukahSo much funnukahTo celebrate Hannukah.

My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out - that's the goal..

I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days..

He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?.

It's nice when little teams win..

Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool..

Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy..

I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck..

I've always wanted to do a family movie..

I was a big fan of Kurt Russell growing up and I always wanted to be the modern day Kurt Russell..

My hobbies are run-on sentences..

My name is Adam. My father's name is Adam. Having the same name as your father, it's alright until your voice changes. My friends would always call u….

Through my films I'm eventually trying to one day tell the truth. I don't know if I'm ever going to get there, but I'm slowly letting pieces of mysel….

I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading..

When I'm up there, and I know the show's coming to a close, in my head I'm saying to myself, Oh man, you gotta get off and be a normal person again. ….

I don't want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends..