I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means..

Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I'd make one that I can't get yelled at for..

When you're shooting a movie you are away from home most of the time. It's an amazing thing that we get to do what we get to do, but you definitely a….

I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine..

I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father….

How do I speak Spanish? Not too well..

I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Whe….

You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly 'in the know,' start wh….

I wish I was a better athlete. That would have been a little cooler, being a great boxer and walking into a room and going: "I can knock everybody ou….

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest..

The fact that you can see a movie at home, it's great. You're making it for as many people to see it as possible. And that's nice..

I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he ne….

I don't know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can. I never was like that as a kid..

Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And bas….

I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister..

I don't know what the hell I'm doing; I like what I've been doing. I believe in what I've done in the past; I hope my kid enjoys the movies I've made….

I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler!.

When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing..

Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights.

I grew up cursing a lot..

I wasn't a kid growing up thinking, 'One day I'll get an Oscar and make a speech.' That wasn't on my mind..