Occupation: Actor Birth: September 9, 1966
It's just weird that out of nowhere God said, May the three best-looking guys in Hollywood have babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and me. It was bizarre….
I think when I bought a house, that's when I thought I felt like that's a grown up thing to do..
I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff..
Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream..
Bedtime stories were definitely a big part of my life because I was just so excited my father was talking to me..
When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter..
I wasn't a kid growing up thinking, 'One day I'll get an Oscar and make a speech.' That wasn't on my mind..
I don't know what drives me to succeed..
I can't run a company... I can't even run my own life!.
Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool..
I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right..
Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And bas….
Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!.
I don't want my kid to hear any of the albums that I've made..
I grew up cursing a lot..
A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard..
My name is Adam. My father's name is Adam. Having the same name as your father, it's alright until your voice changes. My friends would always call u….
Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh..