Wrap the turkey up In aluminum foil My brother likes to masturbate With baby oil..

I think when I bought a house, that's when I thought I felt like that's a grown up thing to do..

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right..

My intention is never to hurt anybody. I'm happy when people are having a good time..

I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian..

I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff..

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh..

I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we're trying to make people laugh and I'm very proud….

I'm sure everyone's got their back story. I don't come from a place of where I was tortured and needed to let something out. I came from a very happy….

I really do enjoy making movies and I try to test myself on occasion with some different stuff..

In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands..

When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare..

Wedding Singer taught us we shouldnt be afraid of making people feel emotional in the middle of the movie, rather than just dealing with comedy..

I'm not looking to get away from anything. I like what I've done. I like what I get to do and I enjoy working with my friends. I loved those movies, ….

I don't like being on a horse. That's the only negative of doing a Western. I like the whole get up, and I look great in a hat. But I get tense aroun….

I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family's been...we've been enjoying each other's comedy for years..

I've got the kid. I feel a little more relief that I don't have to just think about myself too much..

I'm just looking to make good movies and looking to be as good as I can be in them and that's about it. But I feel much more comfortable doing a come….

We [ with Andy Samberg] knew each other for the last few years, our names are similar, our looks are a little bit similar, and our backgrounds are si….

I guess in my house when I was growing up, I was comfortable trying to be funny. And my dad, of course, it bugged him sometimes. He was trying to res….

I'd like to have a kid, and I'd like to be driving around. I know a kid is going to be a big part of my life. I can trust my kid. I know my kid would….