Occupation: Actor Birth: September 9, 1966
My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they're $4 million in the hole..
My intention is never to hurt anybody. I'm happy when people are having a good time..
I don't want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends..
I don't know what drives me to succeed. I know I want to always do the best I can.I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to….
I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we're trying to make people laugh and I'm very proud….
I don't know what the hell I'm doing; I like what I've been doing. I believe in what I've done in the past; I hope my kid enjoys the movies I've made….
Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking..
If it's something I feel I can do alright, I like being in those, and some that I think Rob Schneider and David Spade would be funnier at than me, I ….
Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises' manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!.
I wish I was a better athlete. That would have been a little cooler, being a great boxer and walking into a room and going: "I can knock everybody ou….
It's nice when little teams win..
The Canteen Boy, the reason you feel bad for him and you can laugh is because he, and I guess a lot of my characters, they don't notice they're getti….
I'm sure everyone's got their back story. I don't come from a place of where I was tortured and needed to let something out. I came from a very happy….
My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out - that's the goal..
Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that….
Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights.
I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine..
I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Whe….
I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, ….
I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister..
I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian..