There is no reason to hit a woman. And I was just like, really? I could give you, like, 17 right off the top of my head..

I mean, stand up you're by yourself and it's live and when you're acting, unless you're doing a monologue, you're interacting with somebody else. Eve….

My favorite part of podcasting is running my mouth for an hour. The only time I dont like it is when Im off. Then that hour feels like a day and a ha….

I love making movies, and being in any that I can be in. I'd like to be in those giant movies, as the fifth or sixth lead, and have three or four kil….

Before I even knew what stand up was, I tried to make people laugh at school because that was how I made friends, so I think that's how I got drawn i….

The first guy who got Aids was a French flight attendant. How you like that Frenchie! You know when I come back and run for office, that may be the o….

I have fun doing movies, I’ve had fun doing the animated show, and I certainly have fun doing standup. Even that, even though it’s just me talking, i….

People make a big deal about podcasts but it's basically an online radio show with the sound effects and sidekicks, but because you can curse it's mo….

Against these two [Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton] I would [vote], but I never voted for [Barack Obama]. I always voted third party - the ones who ….

You wanna know how you know you're informed as a protestor? They don't show your interview on TV..

I'm trying to get away from trashing women, to be honest. I think I've done enough of that in my career..

I liked Jimmy Snuka, Tony Garea, Larry Zbyszko, Bob Backlund, Bruno Sammartino, Chief Strongbow, SD Jones (even though they never let him win), Capta….

I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously. I'm good flying up to four hours, but anything past that, I want to kill myself..

And Donald Trump? That man literally has people shouting the n word at his rallies and he doesn't address it, which is astounding to me. He's a terri….

When you say, "there's no reason [to hit a woman]" that kills any examination as to how two people ended up at that place. When you say, "there's no ….

Being a stand-up comic, this isn't a stepping-stone for me; it's what I do, and this is what I'm always going to do. And even if I do a TV show, the ….

I was in NYC during 9/11; it happened on a Tuesday, I was on stage Thursday. It was a small crowd, but it took about 10 days and comedy clubs were pa….

I actually had the urge to elbow an elderly lady today..

Podcasting is great. Total freedom..

Your twenties is all about taking your childhood out on everyone that you run into..

Like most comics, I tried to come up with a sitcom idea that was based around my life. And it didn't work out. But maybe because it didn't work out, ….