Occupation: Comedian Birth: July 12, 1937
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven..
When I say, 'I don't care what white people think,' I mean that..
My father walked to school 4 o'clock every morning with no shoes on, uphill, both ways, in 5 feet of snow and he was thankful..
If you have no faith, you've lost your battle. You can't let things just happen. If you know right from wrong, and you know proof that certain things….
"And tired" always followed sick. Worst beating I ever got in my life, my mother said, "I am just sick..." And I said, "And tired." I don't remember ….
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague..
No matter what you think-life goes on and the world still turns and the universe has its own story. The most we can do is plan anyway, but understand….
My children love my mother, and I tell my children, that is not the same woman I grew up with...That is an old woman trying to get into heaven now..
All around the United States of America - in the cities and the counties - our public education is suffering and has been suffering. Cuts, cuts, cuts..
When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?.
A father... knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he once owned such a depraved little mind himself. ….
Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous ….
I'm not going out and hitting a 95-mph fastball where I can't see the stitches. I'm not on a professional football team looking to tackle a fullback ….
Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity..
I don't wear no condom and I don't plan for no kids..
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy..
Anyone can dabble, but once you've made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it's very hard for people to stop you..
Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that th….
We go out of our way to make people so different,... to punish them because of color, because of sex, because of size, and the game starts..
Social networking helps reach people easier and quicker..
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the t….