On many young actors that don't give their parents proper credit: I'm still waiting for some actor to win, say, an Oscar... and deliver the following….

Fatherhood is asking your son to make up a name rather than tell anybody who he is..

I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don't cry over the one person who doesn't..

I cannot understand how the education of this United States of America has been fooled time and time again. Either make it separate but equal or inte….

When we look at the settling of America we see a Bible in hand and God. Every Thanksgiving has God and the peacefulness of gratitude. It was importan….

My mother comes in my room and says, "Just look at this mess! This is a pig sty!" Now, I've already been in the room five hours, and she wants me to ….

If you listen carefully to what a child is saying to you, you'll see that he has a point to make. So I listen. And I answer them just as seriously as….

Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they grab is an iron hook..

People say "God will find a way." God can't find a way if you're in the way..

Have you ever had a cookie? Then you won't get any here either..

Most fathers and... Mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it..

I'm not the healthiest, but I am healthy. I'm healthy to the point where there are things that I have to eat that I don't want to eat, but I eat it b….

I was a physical education major with a child psychology minor at Temple, which means if you ask me a question about a child's behavior, I will advis….

I'm not saying looting is good, ... But I'm saying surely at a time when your child needs diapers and you need food, when does looting stop..

While fathers are pleasant figureheads, there is a special bond between children and their mothers. 'Do you help your mother clean up the house?' I a….

What's your name again? That's right. I'm so glad you know your name..

And to those people with no children but who think they'd like to have them some day to fulfill their lives. Remember: With fulfillment comes respons….

My wife and I have five children and the reason why we have five children is because we do not want six..

It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices..

My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take y….

The childless experts on child raising also bring tears of laughter to my eyes when they say, I love children because they're so honest. There is not….