Occupation: Comedian Birth: July 12, 1937
Among the guitarists, Wes Montgomery is fantastic. He's always good to let you know what the art form is all about. It's the same still life that eve….
But if that's what you want to be, that's what you will be - as long as you study..
Our children are angry. The profanity is out in the street. It's on the buses and in the subway. Our children are trying to tell us something, and we….
Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally..
Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy pe….
There are some people who have trouble recognizing a mess..
The essence of childhood, of course, is play..
The game of chess. Supposedly men made it up, and it's about war and men and the ravages and the bravery and the genius of commanding and moving piec….
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge..
When the child is twelve, your wife buys her a splendidly silly article of clothing called a training bra. To train what? I never had a training jock….
Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter..
Ours is a youth culture, and like a golf tournament, we honor only low scores..
And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl..
Kids need to remember that when you put something on Twitter, it's not like whispering to your friend, you've put it on a billboard that the whole wo….
I have to follow my thoughts and mine for the gold. I have to dig it out..
I want to get violence - I want schools to start from K through 12 to just every day have teachers understand that they don't want to talk about anyt….
Why do I have to feed the kids? They just ate twelve hours ago!.
I'm a Christian. But Muslims are misunderstood. Intentionally misunderstood. We should all be more like them..
The summit, which is set up to educate people about managing their money and protecting their income, leads to empowerment of self, for which this su….
People will frighten you about a graduation.... They use words you don't hear often: And we wish you Godspeed." It is a warning, Godspeed. It means y….
It doesn't make any difference how much money a father earns, his name is always Dad-Can-I.... Like all other children, my five have one great talent….