When you're a father you censor yourself. You get just as angry with a child but you don't want to say, "What the filth and foul and I'll filth and f….

I'm going out... because I deserve to go out! And I'm going to get drunk... because I deserve to get drunk! And get out of my way!.

If you have no faith, you've lost your battle..

Our children are trying to tell us something. And we are not listening..

All Children Have Brain Damage!.

The wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, and that's when they stop arguing..

All around the United States of America - in the cities and the counties - our public education is suffering and has been suffering. Cuts, cuts, cuts..

My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow..

I was'nt always black. there was this freckel that just grew and grew..

We are the only animals that let our kids come back home..

My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children..

Your parents put a curse on you - Someday your kids are going to act just like you..

The heart of marriage is memories..

The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love..

When my son was murdered people asked me how I felt about God and what had happened to my son. I said "no, you can't go there. You have to understand….

Listen to John Coltrane enough and after two bars, just two bars at any place, and you know that's him. We all have signature things that happen to b….

Don't let your victories go to your head, or your failures go to your heart..

God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here and there are still great things th….

My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals..

You are not going to 'go forth.' You are going to take that damn hat off and you're going to get a job..

The problem is that your daughter has given her heart to a 15-year-old boy, and a 15-year-old boy does not yet qualify as a human being..