Occupation: Comedian Birth: July 12, 1937
Let me say this: I only expect the black media to uphold the standards of excellence in journalism and when you do that, you have to go in with a neu….
I think you need to make responsibility something that's not just a word..
This happened to the people. The Constitution says of the people, by the people, for the people... but the people who got the office, got into office….
Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this girl Crazy Mary,….
It is not a matter of who is rejecting me, as much as it is somebody may get it, and I am going to keep plowing through it because in this world of e….
When you introduce competition into the public school system, most studies show that schools start to do better when they are competing for students..
I don't think you can bring the races together by joking about the differences between them. I'd rather talk about the similarities, about what's uni….
If you can find humour in anything, you can survive it.
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head..
Meadowlark and I share a common vision of bringing joy and laughter to others..
Violence won't solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though..
...it was the arts, those noble expressions of the human spirit that are communicated through literature, dance, song, film, drama, painting and scul….
What is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I'd like to say that grandparents are God's gifts to children..
I think the part of media that romanticizes criminal behavior, things that a person will say against women, profanity, being gangster, having multipl….
The mother may be doing ninety percent of the disciplining, but the father still must have a full-time acceptance of all the children. He never must ….
Gray hair is God's graffiti..
Calculus is one course you can come with to your parents and say, I am dropping it. And they'll understand..
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one bas….
Repeat after me. I promise not to run outside of the house. I promise not to run inside of the house. I promise not to touch, pick up, step on, anyth….
My children love my mother, and I tell my children, that is not the same woman I grew up with...That is an old woman trying to get into heaven now..
You can't be everything to everyone.