Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids..

I'm not sure if my parents had me because they loved me, or because they wanted someone to watch their other children..

Now, Richard Pryor was unique. Many misunderstood his humor. He lit up the hallway, but they didn't understand his use of profanity. He didn't use it….

The measure ov overexposure is not how many times people see you on TV or in the bookstores. It's whether you can maintain the quality of your entert….

There are no absolutes in raising children. In any stressful situation, fathering is always a roll of the dice. The game may be messy, but I have nev….

We're not raising children with the love that we need to..

All parents experience the same problems..

A grandchild is God's reward for raising a child..

People should fact check. People shouldn’t have to go through that and shouldn’t answer to innuendos..

There should be more on television that uplifts people and shows them how to better prepare themselves for earning a living. There still aren't enoug….

My latest blood test said my cholesterol was very high and my doctor recommended some medicine for it. I said "no" to his recommendation and he said ….

I've got a Ferrari. VROOM! I do 104 from the garage to the front door..

I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's j….

Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn't let her know about this u….

I don't have a problem believing in God and Jesus. But in Genesis one has to wonder about these sentences that just go on and end without finishing. ….

It's more blessed to give than to receive - especially kittens..

The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them..

YOU are a genius!... and I am a genius because I married you..

A father has to do everything in his power to keep a tight ship, even though he knows the crew would like to send him away in a dinghy..

The worst thing to do is to die while reading LIFE magazine..

No matter what you think-life goes on and the world still turns and the universe has its own story. The most we can do is plan anyway, but understand….